I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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