Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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