On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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