ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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