Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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