If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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