My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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