the new term for farting is butt boxing.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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