Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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