i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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