Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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