How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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