If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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