so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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