I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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