Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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