are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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