Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just threw up on my dentist
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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