So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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