Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
