Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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