sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I enjoy the company of your penis
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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