Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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