I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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