I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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