yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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