STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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