I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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