the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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