Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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