what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
