and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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