It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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