Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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