If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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