Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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