I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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