is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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