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  nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

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• (209): View more from California

  I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.

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