On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I CAN MOONWALK!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
tell me about the fingering
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