so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Rumble strips road head = magical
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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