After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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