That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
