No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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