so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
