Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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