Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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