Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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