My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
