I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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