wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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