Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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