I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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