problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Threesome in a minivan. New low
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
