I'm drive I can fine osifer
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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