It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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