i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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