I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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