You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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