this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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