youre lurking in front of me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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