..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Alive.
So much puke
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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